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Name: Chee-Ming.
Country: United States
State: New York
Metro: New York City


Interests: Finding another way around it, trying to get away with it, and getting yelled at by others for doing so
Expertise: Retaining useless facts; Imitating my brother imitating me; Naming all 49 states, alphabetically (no, I will not recognize Missouri)
Occupation: Writer (with a Literary Agent)


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Member Since: 8/28/2002

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

"Fantastic Mr. Fox" Free Screening

1. Go here
2. Pick your city
3. Done


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Video Gaming 3.0

Some might call this a gag, but I call it the first war-themed video game I'd actually drop 50 bucks to play. I mean, seriously, wouldn't this kick so much ass?



Let my daydreaming begin.


Friday, October 30, 2009

Boo

I'm not a fan of holiday-themed TV episodes. Most of them are cheap, cheesy, and made for the same kinds of people who still think "Smallville" is a good show (yes, it's still on the air).

It's been a while since I've enjoyed a good Halloween episode. The last one I can recall was The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror III," but that was 17 years ago.

I'm here to announce that the dry spell has finally been lifted, and I couldn't be happier. See if you agree.

If you don't, enjoy Smallville and The Vampire Diaries. And see you in seventeen years.


Thursday, October 29, 2009

Makes a Great Meal

Instead of Hamburger Helper they should call it Ground Beef Helper, cause that's what it is.

I once tried to make their beef stroganoff using hamburger patties instead and it ended up looking like a large animal had pooped, then stepped on it, then let it dry, and then blew diarrhea on top of everything.

Yes, it still tasted good, but it looked nothing like the picture on the box. And that, my friend, is what's called false advertising.


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Somewhere Between It and Not It

Elizabeth Taylor is telling everyone to see Michael Jackson's "This Is It" documentary. LaToya Jackson, on the other hand, says don't see it.

This really sucks. So far I've lived a life free of not having to follow the bullshit, crazy advice of people like Liz Taylor or LaToya, fourth-rate celebrities who love themselves so much I'm convinced they eat their own toenails.

Now, how can I possibly do the opposite of both these losers? Do I have to end up agreeing with one? Do I have to have to say, for the first time, "Yes, I completely agree with LaToya?"

I think I do. Please take this cassette single of 1984's "Bet'cha Gonna Need My Lovin'" and fuck me.



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