Name:Chee-Ming. Country:United States State:New York Metro:New York City
Interests:Finding another way around it, trying to get away with it, and getting yelled at by others for doing so Expertise:Retaining useless facts; Imitating my brother imitating me; Naming all 49 states, alphabetically (no, I will not recognize Missouri) Occupation:Writer (with a Literary Agent)
Some might call this a gag, but I call it the first war-themed video game I'd actually drop 50 bucks to play. I mean, seriously, wouldn't this kick so much ass?
I'm not a fan of holiday-themed TV episodes. Most of them are cheap, cheesy, and made for the same kinds of people who still think "Smallville" is a good show (yes, it's still on the air).
It's been a while since I've enjoyed a good Halloween episode. The last one I can recall was The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror III," but that was 17 years ago.
I'm here to announce that the dry spell has finally been lifted, and I couldn't be happier. See if you agree.
If you don't, enjoy Smallville and The Vampire Diaries. And see you in seventeen years.
Instead of Hamburger Helper they should call it Ground Beef Helper, cause that's what it is.
I once tried to make their beef stroganoff using hamburger patties instead and it ended up looking like a large animal had pooped, then stepped on it, then let it dry, and then blew diarrhea on top of everything.
Yes, it still tasted good, but it looked nothing like the picture on the box. And that, my friend, is what's called false advertising.
Elizabeth Taylor is telling everyone to see Michael Jackson's "This Is It" documentary. LaToya Jackson, on the other hand, says don't see it.
This really sucks. So far I've lived a life free of not having to follow the bullshit, crazy advice of people like Liz Taylor or LaToya, fourth-rate celebrities who love themselves so much I'm convinced they eat their own toenails.
Now, how can I possibly do the opposite of both these losers? Do I have to end up agreeing with one? Do I have to have to say, for the first time, "Yes, I completely agree with LaToya?"
