| | Overheard in the office: "Data Management is like the weather: everybody complains about it, but nobody does anything about it."
When I heard this, I choked on my cup of ice water. I almost drowned.
My main problem is how this guy said it -- loud and confident, like he was the smartest and funniest guy ever for saying something so awful, so flat out wrong. Does he not know that his simile doesn't make any sense whatsoever? Does he walk around business conferences, airport terminals, and hotel bars and use that line to pick up clients, chicks, and hotel hookers (respectively)?
Has his wife left him already? If not, why the hell not?
He was really close, though. I think with a little rewording his bad analogy could actually work quite well. All he had to say was, "Data Management is like the weather: I am a douche bag." |
| | Posted 4/8/2009 2:33 PM - 17 Views - 0 eProps - 0 comments
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