| | Elizabeth Taylor is telling everyone to see Michael Jackson's "This Is It" documentary. LaToya Jackson, on the other hand, says don't see it.
This really sucks. So far I've lived a life free of not having to follow the bullshit, crazy advice of people like Liz Taylor or LaToya, fourth-rate celebrities who love themselves so much I'm convinced they eat their own toenails.
Now, how can I possibly do the opposite of both these losers? Do I have to end up agreeing with one? Do I have to have to say, for the first time, "Yes, I completely agree with LaToya?"
I think I do. Please take this cassette single of 1984's "Bet'cha Gonna Need My Lovin'" and fuck me.
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| | Posted 10/28/2009 8:11 PM - 9 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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